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Your Own Personal Obituary Written by Kristopher Triana

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Your Own Personal Obituary Written by Kristopher Triana

TAKE OUT YOUR OWN OBITUARY

The Obituaries Issue #2 is offering custom, mock obituaries that will be printed in the back section of the issue along with Aron Beauregard’s, Kristopher Triana’s, and Daniel J. Volpe’s. The availability slots for Issue #2 are limited to 15:

- 5 Written by Aron Beauregard
- 5 Written by Kristopher Triana
- 5 Written by Daniel J. Volpe

You are purchasing this item from Trianahorror.com, which means your custom obituary will be written by Kristopher Triana.

This purchase DOES NOT include the issue itself. It is solely to have your photo appear in the obituaries section of the book, and the cost of the ill-fated write up. The book itself can be purchased upon release in October of 2022.

Should you choose to be morbidly immortalized in The Obituaries Issue #2 Special Halloween Edition. Here is what you’ll get:

- A minimum of 100 words written about your tragic death, life, and times
- A photo of your choice appearing in the newspaper style obituaries column

Should you dare to purchase this feature, here is what we’ll need from you. In an email addressed to koyotekris13@gmail.com, please send the following:

- 1 Photo of yourself that you’d like to be included in the column
- 3 fun facts about yourself (they can be real or fake, we’ll write about whatever you’d like)
- Your full name and the age that you’d like to appear as in the column

Upon sending the email, you will receive a confirmation response letting you know we have everything we need to craft your untimely, custom demise.

IMPORTANT NOTE: If you’d like to purchase this as a gift, please send all the standard details requested above for the person you’re buying it for. We also ask that you please ensure the person is comfortable with this type of mock obituary.